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Aina
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Funny accident I found ;)

Post by Aina » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:08 pm

If this doesn't make you laugh, let me know! I'll call 911 for you. This
>is funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at
>work ...think of this guy, Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global
>Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore
>drilling rigs.
>
>Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
>station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana who was sponsoring
>a worst jobexperience contest. Needless to say, she won.
>
>Hi Sue,
>
>Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a
>bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work,
>so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's
>not so bad after all.
>
>Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a
>few technicalities of my job.
>
>As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to
>the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool.
>So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial
>water heater.
>
>This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats
>it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver
>through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.
>
>Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times
>with no complaints.. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start
>working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This
>floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
>Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to
>itch. So, of course, I scratched it.
>
>This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to
>burn I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In
>agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up
>a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair
>on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it.
>
>However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched
>what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into
>the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over
>the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he,
>along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically
>
>Needless to say I aborted the dive.
>
>I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops
>totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin
>my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was
>wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the
>medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of
>cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
>The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my
>butt was swollen shut.
>
>So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
>worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
>
>Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."
>
>Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, Is this a jellyfish bad
>day?
>
>May you NEVER have a jellyfish up your butt!!!!!
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Post by Moyaku » Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:36 am

Poor guy !
call 911 for him in any case...
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